Beat The Heat
I was watching the Weather Channel yesterday when they showed a map of the country and announced:
“So things aren’t looking too bad for the next few days. Unless you look at Raleigh, North Carolina.”
Yeah. It’s, like, hot here and stuff.
On days like this, you need to do your best to beat the heat.
You don’t run outside (unless you have a death wish or are interested in finding out what heat stroke feels like).
So instead, you have a date with Jillian Michaels.
You don’t do anything that doesn’t involve air conditioning.
Meaning, you go to a matinee showing of
Ryan Gosling’s abs a new movie with a great ensemble cast.
You don’t eat anything that involves turning on the stove or oven.
So instead, you make Hugh Jass salads with lettuce, red peppers, mozzarella cheese, beans, and fresh tomatoes, basil, and cucumbers from the garden that isn’t yours, but that you’re free to raid.
You don’t bake (remember, that involves turning on the oven).
So instead, you go to Goodberry’s for frozen custard.
(Vanilla with Heath Bar pieces. Obviously).
It may be hot, but if you know how to beat the heat, it isn’t so bad ; )
How are you beating the heat right now?
I’d eat ice cream at every meal if I thought that was acceptable!